The Easter bunny came. He`s messy, no thumbs.
Milk man:”Who`s gonna clean THAT up?”
Milk lady: “The kids.”
Milk man:”What do you remember from your childhood? Having to clean up after the dang rabbit!”
Handled Like a Boss
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Fly Guy
Like Batman, only not quite as manly.
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Sadie-isms
Large mistletoe maybe? I dunno. Following her train of thought will run you off the tracks.
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Parenting Uncensored
𝓛𝓲𝓯𝓮;I̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣN͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊T̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑R̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆U̟͎̲͕̼̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈P̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏ͪ͋̚T̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑Dͦͯͦͯ⟲ 